A few observations about Chile...

1) It's not chilly, it should be renamed hot'n'sweaty
2) It's long and thin
3) everyone under 30 is stunning
4) everyone over 35 is fat and ugly
5) I don't want to find out what happens inbetween
6) Chillies grow in Chile, but they are not Chilly, they are hot
7) People think you are utterly mad if you take tea with any less than seven sugars
8) Just had a thought, the bottom bit is chilly, and so are the bits high in the Andes
9) Siesta is a pain in the arse
10) I don't take siesta, so why should the 200 million Spanish and Latino people of the world, don't they know how annoying it is when everything closes between 1pm and 3pm
11) It's very inconvenient and I am going to write a letter about it. It's just not cricket.
12) Chile is great and the people are really nice (except between 1pm and 3pm when they all disappear)