Dearest Kat,

OF COURSE I'm going to make you sit through a slide show, boring people is what I do best, it's a gift I was born with.
I will also re-tell the same old stories (only slightly more exaggerated each time), until you beg for mercy or fall in to a coma.

Have you caught up with "Tricky Vicky Licky Sticky Dicky" yet?

I go to Mendoza on Wednesday, wine capitol of Argentina. I will crack open a bottle for you all whilst there.

AAPNAC Adam