Well well well Bev, things never change do they. Slurred "I love you" coversations and waking up in a pool of vomit (some else's earns you extra points) that's class, top class. Nice to see your not letting the side down even when in the Northern Hemisphere.

Vucky, you may expect a ride in the beautiful blue bus, but as I emailed your friend Kirsty, you have to pass three tests BEFORE you are considered:
Stage One
1) Are your hygene levels high enough to make sure you do not dirty the beautiful blue bus or contaminate her
2) Are you moral levels high enough not to corrupt the beautiful blue bus or any of her passengers
3) Are you music tastes high enough to appreciate Boney-M on all the levels they reach out to

If you have answered YES to all three then proceed to stage two

Stage Two
You also have to answer the following questions
a) Have you ever, are you currently or would you consider having a threesom
b) Have you ever, are you currently or would you consider having sex with a member of the same sex
c) Have you ever, are you currently or would you consider having sex with a member of the animal kingdom (excluding Joe)
d) Have you ever, are you currently or would you consider having sex with a member of your family

There is no right or wrong answer to these questions, I just think it would be interesting to know.

Goodness, I have typed loads without even talking about MEEEEEE, what is the world coming to ... anyway ... back to me.
I have just finished a flight and cruise to Milford Sound, it was AMAZING. Highly recommend it. There, cruise and back again in four hours, that's the same time it takes just to drive one way!
Off to Duneden in the morning, then I start the hike back up the east coast.

Starting to get a bit lonely on the open road, can't wait to catch up with the Welly crew on the 6th.

Love to all, always a pleasure, NEVER a chore
Adam