*** Money Money Money ***
Say good bye to your hard-earned cash, cause this weekends suggested event is a trip to the Casino [with a trip to the top of the Sky-Tower by night].
The afternoon is planned like this.
12pm Start getting ready
1:30pm still sat chatting, not started yet, must start now
2pm really must start getting ready
2:13pm shout abuse at whoever is in the bathroom
2:15pm pace up and down kitchen
2:18pm shout more abuse at bathroom
2:36pm 'queue jumping' curse and threaten horrible things to flat mate as he/she slips into bathroom
3:10pm finished getting ready, head count, one missing, where's Jo?
3:20pm wait for Jo to go into bathroom
3:42pm wait for Jo to come out of bathroom
3:59pm all start to wander towards the front door
4:07pm all wander back again
4:12pm all wander to front door again, some even manage to get in a car and start it
4:17pm finally get in car and head towards Carlton Gore
4:28pm arrive at Carlton Gore
4:29pm shower Adam with praise for delicious gourmet wafts of heaven coming from kitchen
4:33pm where’s Jo?
4:38pm after much debate, realise Jo was left at service station
4:39pm Fetch Jo
4:40pm drinks finally served
4:50pm shower Adam with praise for being Adam
5:00pm Dinner is served
5:05pm, 5:06pm, 5:08pm, 5:12pm, 5:18pm Shower Adam with praise for nutritious gastronomic taste sensation, like a duff duff party on your tongue.
5:20pm Jo arrives just in time to wash up, she’s more than welcome to help herself to leftovers
5:20pm to 7:03pm Take the piss out of Jo, reminisce about other times Jo has gone missing, shower Adam with more praise, drink.
7:04pm start talking about going to the Casino
8:06pm summarise Casino options
8:26pm order taxi’s and leave
8:30 onwards – go up tower, loose money.

If you want to skip the food at Carlton Gore, fine, fuck you, I’ve never liked YOU anyway, you can go directly to the casino, and let’s hope you loose your wife AND both kids on poker.

I’m thinking about doing a traditional Czech Goulash with dumplings and bread (with Veggie-terrible option for all the pumpkin lovers). Bring along your own grog, Pils beer would be a great thing to bring along if you like it.

If too many people want to come along we will change the home cooked food option to a take-away option.

Puh-lease let me know if you are interested in the food option, so I can plan.
If you can’t make it at all, don’t miss out on the ‘showering Adam with praise’ this can be done by email, phone or fax at any time, or by writing a cheque, postal order or direct debit.

Always a pleasure, and very rarely… no, never a chore