Dear All,

as promised, here are the results...

Pukawa Faction – Survey Results

Personal preference:
62% preferred tea to coffee
69% preferred roast to pasta
56% preferred white to red wine
62% preferred a dog to a cat
38% preferred a forest to a beach
56% preferred a reef dive to a sky dive (does that mean more people in the group like going down?)
25% preferred a good soap to sport on the telly
62% preferred cereal to a fry-up
Politically 56% lean to the left and 25% lean to the right
Ice Cream fav’s… Lot’s of Chocolates, a few mint-choc-chip, a little hokey-pokie, strawberry, vanilla, cinnamon, cookies and cream and the caramel pecan one all got a mention

Honesty:
94% would hand in a wallet
50% said they would steal a drink at a pub
56% said they wouldn’t own up if they broke something at a party

Integrity:
75% said they would kick over a snowman (bastards!)

Generosity:
Highest single monetary donation to charity was £200, two people said they have never given anything.

Sexual:
31% said they owned a sex toy
People admitted to having sex… up a tree, on a ferry, in a hammock in the Amazon, in a moving car on the motorway, 2 people said they had sex in the middle of a field, one with an audience of 40 people, in a bush, on a snow plough, public shower cubical, in the MD’s office and in the rugby changing rooms.

Self Analysis:
62% said they were happy at work
Best Body Parts… Legs, upper back, shoulders and back, soul, chin, hair [pronounced: Hur] lots of eyes, couple of legs and two people said everything
Worst Body Parts… wrist, thighs, wrinkles, conscience, couple of noses, and belly, belly, belly, belly, belly and belly.

What do you do to relax:
19% Read
12% Listen to music
12% Drink or take drugs
25% do exercise of some sort
6% practice self-hypnosis
6% have a bath
and 12% have a wank

Desert Island:
19% would take their mum
50% would take a mate
12% would take a brother or sister
6% would take someone famous
12% would like to be alone
Items… Radio, mascara, book [2], bed, football, mobile phone, pen and paper, tweezers, tomato sauce and sex toys
Music… John Mayer, Fat Boy Slim, Grove Armada, Clannad, The Smiths, Dago Reindheart, Eric Clapton, Ben Folds Five (Penfold’s High!), Tool, Limp Biscuit (I know a game… no, better not!), some tidy tracks, radio two’s greatest hits and MEAT LOAF.

Not one of you picked Boney-M which just goes to prove that you are all tea-drinking, dog-loving, belly hating, mumsie wankers who are too busy playing with your sex toys and listening to meat loaf to appreciate the finer qualities of 70’s funk.